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Lol, I hope so, or else this would be one of the strangest threads I've seen. 😛

(Sorry, I was slightly intoxicated last night, the humor probably went over my head. 🙂 )
No biggie. 😉 Intoxicated posting is usually fun at the time, but the posts won't always make sense the next morning. 😀 😛
 
Er.... if you declare bankruptcy, won't you probably have to sell the Mac Pro/send it back?

Bankruptcy does usually require some form of liquidation.

The OP can just "sell" it for $1 to someone (getting receipt of course), then "buy" it back later for $1, perfectly legal loophole.
 
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