My MacBook is plugged into its charger and absolutely nothing is happening. I don't even see the charging battery symbol! (You know how sometimes you'll plug it in and see the battery symbol, but it'll say "Battery not charging"?" Yeah, not even that.) Any help/advice anyone could give me would be super appreciated. Oh also, MacBook is nearly two, the age of a small toddler. And I sincerely apologize for my snarkcasm (snarky sarcasm). Technology doesn't love me, even though I throw myself at it. *UPDATE* I just reset the SMC, to no avail. What next?