Rarely do you find a story about a naked man running around in public that does not end badly.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=4&u=/ap/naked_man_k9_biteMINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.