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Polish builder sacked for humping hoover

weckart said:
Hospitals are full of people who "accidentally" tried cleaning their underwear in a similar way. A nurse friend of mine (who has lots of gross stories about what people get up to) said this would happen less if people realised that one of the unexpected side effects is a messy and uneven circumcision.
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Jesus Christ man. Way to paint a picture.
 
At least he could have picked a better looking hoover:

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BlakTornado said:
I'll try "hoovering my underwear" and see what Polish people really say about it ;)
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On your arrival you will be welcomed in this traditional way, which is still common in those underdeveloped yet providing you cheap workforce, Third World countries that pretend to be Europe.

Due to lack of widely available electricity however, most possibly they will employ a broomstick instead of a vacuum cleaner. :rolleyes:

In unrelated news, British citizens, who apparently have the habit of drinking to death naked in public places will not be served in pubs and restaurants, and may even be escorted by police to the nearest airport and deported to UK without the right to come back to Poland. Todays' press says: Cracow declares war on naked Brits. Pictured: a typical Briton visiting Poland. :)
 
There's potential humour in combining the words Pole and his pole, together with the possible Polish name Sukmeof, but I'm too tired to contrive anything. :cool:
 
Neutral Gamer said:
Myself and people I know have had bad experiences with Irish, Indian and White builders which obviously means that all Irish, Indian and Whte people are lazy and dishonest (and quite possibly vacuum cleaner perverts).
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Yep, that must be true as well.


If his Polish sausage didn't get chopped off by the fan inside the vacuum, it must have been quite short, no?
 
MacPanda said:
My sister had a bunch of polish workers to do some house decorating - she finally put some savings together to do up the kitchen - we had been living in really bad conditions for a while - so she took the advice of a friend at work.

The polish guy was nothing but a disgusting piece of work. He asked for cash in advance and kept asking more and more amd more sums whenever he felt like it, far more than what he said he would. Then he refused to finish the stair leaving it all uncomplete with the brick work exposed. He still wanted money for it. We had no kitchen for several months.
He cut the window frame at diffferent lengths on each side, spoilt the worktop - cut the cupboards up as he wanted.

Then he complained my sister's friend and as his friend was a solictor he kept on sending us legal threats, and squeezed more money out us threatening to take us to court.
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I know what you mean. President McKinley was assassinated by a Polish guy!
 
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Sounds like it is just trying to stir up xenophobia to me. Really, the fact that he is Polish is incidental, and it is just meant to exploit tensions between newcomers and natives. The British Press is hardly known for its integrity in reporting. Then again, the U.S. press is catching up fast, I know the Chicago Sun Times is a complete rag!

p.s. Neutral gamer - great post!!!!!!
 
What, so now we're not allowed to say where people are from? Next we won't be able to mention skin colour, blood type, hair colour or birthstone. The word police strike again.
 
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