I wrote a virtual whoopie cushion and it was denied under: So we can "pour1out" but we cannot make fart noises in our iphones. I would like to know who would like to have a fart machine on their iPhone. Everyone I know thinks it is funny. I know many people in their 50's, 60's, 70's that have purchased "fart machines", some are executives. The application is marketed as a virtual whoopee cushion. It is for pranks. You can buy the old whoopie cushions in too many places to count. My wife plays it the app randomly throughout the day, and others we know were excited to see that application. Search for "Fart" in iTunes and you will get thousands of results, but apparently its too offensive for the iPhone. I saw that someone else's attempt was denied too, so I am not alone. I have other ideas for apps of course, but this application made me giggle the whole time I was writing it. I know there are more of you out there like me. I don't get along to well with people that can't laugh at a fart joke.