Porch Pirate Paybacks

[BotchQue]

For forum members who live in civilized nations, "porch pirates" are folks who steal other peoples' merch deliveries left by UPS, USPS, FedEx, etc. on their doorsteps. I think/hope it's just a US thing.

Some observations:
- 90+% of porch pirates are obese
- The packages with slightly longer det times, so the packages go off inside the thief's car, are Primo!
- An Amish guy who ends up spooking his horse, and buggy, thru a barbed wire fence, YESSS!!!
- Calling the cops, just What Level Stupid are you?!?!?
- Calling your own HOA, where both you and your victim are members, just What Level Stupid Squared are you?!?!?

I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time!

 

[Bigwaff]

You do realize most of those videos are AI generated.

 

[Mousse]

- The packages with slightly longer det times, so the packages go off inside the thief's car, are Primo!

Not a lawyer, so just a wild guess. I think there would be a risk of being accused of vandalizing another's property. That stuff looks like it would stain fabric.

A delayed glitter bomb. It doesn't stain, but they'll never be able to clean out all the glitter.🤗

I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time

The Santa one would have given me brown trousers if I was a porch pirate.😳

 

[Apple fanboy]

You do realize most of those videos are AI generated.

The ones that aren’t AI generated are most likely faked. If this is comedy then clearly I don’t understand what’s funny anymore.

 

[BotchQue]

You do realize most of those videos are AI generated.

In light of what @Mousse said above, that would make sense. Damn that's scary when I can't tell anymore.

 

[Mrbobb]

Fake or not, the fart bombs are best 😀