WOW! I somehow totally missed this thread!
Let's see... I think more of a biography is fitting.
I didn't really switch because of spyware and adware and viruses. I dunno why I switched. hehe. I think it's the iPod halo effect.
just pretend to read this. It's really long. Nod and smile. Make me believe that you really read it!
KT's Mac Autobiography:
Last May (2004) I was all "ooo! I want an iPod, but ew! Macs! Windows is good!"
Last June (2004) Got iPod. Was easy to use. Didn't read manual. Wow, Apple, this rocks!
July (2004) Dog-sat for friend. I asked her about her Mac. I KIND of waqnted an iBook. She made me a guest account on her iMac that I used while I watched her dog. FELL IN LOVE with Mac.
September 3, 2004: By chance, passed a Pawn Shop on the way home. Sign said "Apple iBook." I demanded we make a U-turn and check it out. Talked down from $650 to $500. G3 900MHz dual USB Snow White iBook.
September 4, 2004 - April 29, 2005 6:24 PM: Upgrade iBook. Drop like $300 into the machine and accessories. Visit Apple store with greater and greater frequency.
April 19: JOIN MACRUMORS! hehe
April 29, 2005 6:26: Got in line for Tiger night. Was going to ask clerk for free copy of Tiger.
6:33: Was given Scratch-off card, entered store. Scratched off the card.
6:34: Tap clerk on shoulder "Hey.. umm.. I kind of won a PowerBook. How do I get it." Clerk walks me over to genius bar, announces "WE HAVE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER! KT WON THE POWERBOOK" starts a round of applause for me.
6:35: applause continues, I nearly pass out. Try to compose self, doesn't work. Commence crying. Clerk takes my bottle of water from my hand, unscrews it, tries to make me drink water. I nearly choke on it. He tries to make me sit down. I nearly fall off the stool. Then, I ask Aaron (best. genius. EVAR!) how I can redeem it. "are you 18?" "I just turned 17 two weeks ago." "You gotta be 18." "crap."
6:36: Calls mother 1034987103496 times. She doesn't pick up her cell phone. IT'S IN THE CAR. (she's in the food court, eating with my nephew.)
After call about the 4th time, I ask Aaron if I can use the genius bar phone, so I don't screw up my phone bill. I went behind the genius bar! WOW! Groovy!
6:38: leave apple store, so other people can have a chance to go inside. Still crying, holding card in sweaty, shaky hand. Call mother about a bajillion more times. Give up. Call father's work number. "holycrapdad! you gottacometotheapplestorerightnow,momisn'thereandcan'tclaimmyprize! CALL ME BACK!!!!" Doesn't call back. Proceeds to call home. "Zach! Where'sdadishestillatworkIwonaPowerBookandIneedsomeonetoclaimitforme!!" "Huh? Can I have your old iBook!?!?" (thanks.. a lot. you are so helpful)
Call friends and see if they can help in any way. "hey.. Laura? Are you and your mom willing to come to the Galleria for a few minutes..?"
6:40: after not getting anyone, this REALLY NICE couple (sarah and chad) offer to claim it for me. "Hey, do you need someone over 18 to claim it for you? We feel really bad that you turned 17 just two weeks ago, and you can't even reach your mom. We can claim it for you." KT proceeds to stand in line with them, blathering on and on about Mendelssohn and Alan Greenspan and Steve Jobs.
6:41: We are next in line to get in. Mother comes up, with nephew. I start jumping up and down, and put the ticket about 4 inches from her eye "I WON SOMETHING!" Mom, "what's wrong.. are you getting arrested!?" (She asked because I planned on bribing a clerk for FREE tiger) The cop who is making sure the Apple store doesn't break fire codes is there. He lets her skip the still 40-person long line. hehe.
6:41.5: Talk to Aaron about getting PB. She took FOREVER filling out that form. I played with my nephew to pass the time. He kept asking "Gamma! Why aunt katie crying?"
6:47: they bring the box from the back. I flip out when I see the box. I'm still crying like a goober (HEy! I was sick and REALLY tired and I hadn't had dinner yet so I was really hungry.. shh..) People take pictures of the girl that is crying. (thankfully, they aren't on google.. yet.

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6:48: Aaron has me open the PB at the genius bar to check for dead pixels.
7:20: FINALLY DONE. On way out of mall, see two friends that I haven't seen in a long time and don't currently care for. I'm still crying, they're shopping for prom. They also want to win Powerbooks. TOO BAD! NEENER NEENER!
7:30 Get in car. PowerBook box sits in the lap. THIS THING IS NOT GOING IN THE TRUNK.
8:07: get home, transfer over files and settings.
9:25 finally done. transferring. Time to upgrade to Tiger.
9:45ish Tiger's done!!
4/29/5 9:45 - 7/25/05 3:55 PowerBook has been perfect. Go to genius bar for problem.
3:56 :Aaron says "HD is bad. Must repair." cold, dead PowerBook ripped from my warm, alive hands. (Stay for Garageband Class!)
June 29, like 9 AM.: Aaron called and woke me up. He should know I like to sleep in until like... noon. Leave to pick up PB. I get it back on the 2 month anniversary of PowerBook procurement. Eeee.
whenever that was - like 10 minutes ago: PowerBook love. No problems at all. It is love. No viruses, hehe.
right now: Writing this post.
I should totally make a timeline and print it out.
...I'm unemployed, so I need something to do that isn't yelling at AirTran. (I still hate you, airline!!)
edit:
PS, I don't have the times MEMORIZED. I was looking at time stamps in iPhoto. The pics are in an album titled "holy crap, I won a Powerbook" They can be shared if requested. There are none of me flipping out and crying, though.
