Im so worried. Please reassure and comfort me, somebody who is a total stranger on the intarwebz, or my head will pop. I really, really, really, really, desperately need to have my nice shiny new toy New iPad 3 Retina HD wow-wow toy as soon as fragging possible, no, sooner actually, because the future survival of our species depends on it. If I dont get it before the day it actually becomes available I will be so disappointed I dont know what will become of my tiny adolescent mind, because I might have to wait a period of a few hours or DAYS or something terrible like that, and the planet will stop rotating if that happens. For certain. Not that I actually need my iPad, mind you- I merely want it (lets face it, Im not going to be using it for finding a cure for cancer or anything), but I want it sooooooooooo much I cant cope, because Im a silly fragging baby with no sense of proportion. And so here I sit with my tragic self, repeatedly hitting refresh on the tracking page which doesnt work because its not supposed to fragging work yet, and I know I just know this means I wont get my iPad on time, the exact moment it becomes available, because even though it says it will come tomorrow Im sure it wont because I want it sooooooooo much. The world is a stupid fragging place because the order numbers dont work in the tracking system yet, and because I want my iPad sooooooo much, so Im going to cry and cry and tell my mummy on them. Waaaa waaaaah waaaaaah. I want my toy. I want it, I want it NOW.