Predict Steve Jobs's next email response to his customers

[wishman35]

"Multitasking isn't cumbersome, it's beautiful, learn to use it."

 

[AJerman]

I'm starting to have an issue with these supposed Steve Jobs emails simply because I could fake an email response from him very easily. Full headers definitely need to be posted to prove the email is from him.

 

[Kahnyl]

It's no secret that most posters on Mac rumor sites are lifeless sociopaths.

Best,

Steve

 

[Krafty]

"we will not give all iphone 4 buyers free bumpers"

 

[afireintonto]

if you don't like it, buy another product. **** off.

 

[stphnman20]

"Fit the iPhone, it wont fit you"

lol

 

[renewed]

"It's not a ****, quit trying to choke it to death."

Sent from my bumper-free iPhone 4 via 3G

 

[wikoogle]

"Screw you guys. I quit. And remember, when your lives start to feel empty and hollow without a continuous influx of Apple releases to quench your hunger, you'll have no one to blame but yourselves. "

Sent from my Evo 4G.

 

[mytakeontech]

"What's up whiner! Want to have facetime call so that I can punch in your face"

Steve

 

[VenusianSky]

"Get me a roll of toilet paper"

Sent from the iCrapper.

 

[mloffa]

The iPad has never looks so good, has it?
-Sent from my 64GB iPad 3G

 

[wishman35]

"Stop complaining about the lack of white iPhone, the black is sleek and beautiful..."

Sent from my White iPhone 4 32GB

 

[Savor]

iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.

Steve

Sent from my lost iPhone

 

[_Matt]

It still smelled like Apple made it when you took it out of the box, right? You're welcome.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

 

[richard371]

We designed the iPhone 4 as function follows form. We want it to look great.

 

[bhattsan]

iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.

Steve

Sent from my lost iPhone

/thread

 

[BeyondtheTech]

"Get a bumper. Not that big a deal."

"EVO? Riiiight."

"It's actually AT&T's fault. Don't worry, we're going Verizon in 2011. Shhh..."

"Please reply with your IMEI number. We're weeding out the bad ones made from the suicidal Foxconn employees."

"Ask GeoHot, he's good at these things."

"If you FaceTime me, I'll show you how to hold it right."

 

[SonGoku v2.5]

sjobs@apple.com wrote:

No.

Sent from my iPad

 

[h00ligan]

/thread

+1

 

[AK10R]

Ya, but it has a gyroscope

 

[maokh]

"Yellow spots were attributed to just one foxconn adhesive gluer employee affecting about 400,000 units. They have 'taken care' of the problem, i am told."

 

[cellocello]

"I dare you to say that to my face ... time."

 

[duction]

"my liver will have died again by the time you all get a refund BAHAHA"


jk that was harsh i'l admit, dont wish that stuff on anyone.

 

[spinedoc77]

Haha, I suckered another $199 out of you and however more I got from ATT with a tiny hardware upgrade, thanks for the money see you next year.

SJ

 

[ProwlingTiger]

I'm starting to have an issue with these supposed Steve Jobs emails simply because I could fake an email response from him very easily. Full headers definitely need to be posted to prove the email is from him.

Full headers have been posted before, if you can manage not to overlook them in your ignorance.