Predict Steve Jobs's next email response to his customers

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  1. wishman35 macrumors regular

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    "Multitasking isn't cumbersome, it's beautiful, learn to use it."
     
  2. AJerman macrumors member

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    I'm starting to have an issue with these supposed Steve Jobs emails simply because I could fake an email response from him very easily. Full headers definitely need to be posted to prove the email is from him.
     
  3. Kahnyl macrumors 68000

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    It's no secret that most posters on Mac rumor sites are lifeless sociopaths.

    Best,

    Steve
     
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    "we will not give all iphone 4 buyers free bumpers"
     
  5. afireintonto macrumors 6502a

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    if you don't like it, buy another product. **** off.
     
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    "It's not a ****, quit trying to choke it to death."

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  8. wikoogle macrumors 6502a

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    "Screw you guys. I quit. And remember, when your lives start to feel empty and hollow without a continuous influx of Apple releases to quench your hunger, you'll have no one to blame but yourselves. :cool:"

    Sent from my Evo 4G.
     
  9. mytakeontech macrumors 6502a

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    "What's up whiner! Want to have facetime call so that I can punch in your face"

    Steve
     
  10. VenusianSky macrumors 65816

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    "Get me a roll of toilet paper"

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    The iPad has never looks so good, has it?
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  12. wishman35 thread starter macrumors regular

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    "Stop complaining about the lack of white iPhone, the black is sleek and beautiful..."

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  13. Savor Suspended

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    iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.

    Steve

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  14. _Matt macrumors 6502

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    It still smelled like Apple made it when you took it out of the box, right? You're welcome.

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  15. richard371 macrumors 68000

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    We designed the iPhone 4 as function follows form. We want it to look great.
     
  16. bhattsan macrumors member

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    /thread
     
  17. BeyondtheTech macrumors 68020

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    "Get a bumper. Not that big a deal."

    "EVO? Riiiight."

    "It's actually AT&T's fault. Don't worry, we're going Verizon in 2011. Shhh..."

    "Please reply with your IMEI number. We're weeding out the bad ones made from the suicidal Foxconn employees."

    "Ask GeoHot, he's good at these things."

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    "Yellow spots were attributed to just one foxconn adhesive gluer employee affecting about 400,000 units. They have 'taken care' of the problem, i am told."
     
  22. cellocello macrumors 68000

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    "I dare you to say that to my face ... time."
     
  23. duction macrumors 6502a

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    "my liver will have died again by the time you all get a refund BAHAHA"


    jk that was harsh i'l admit, dont wish that stuff on anyone.
     
  24. spinedoc77 macrumors G3

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    Haha, I suckered another $199 out of you and however more I got from ATT with a tiny hardware upgrade, thanks for the money see you next year.

    SJ :cool:
     
  25. ProwlingTiger macrumors 65816

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    Full headers have been posted before, if you can manage not to overlook them in your ignorance.
     

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