I tried Apple first. Got to the part where I had to choose a store (???) and put in my city. No dice. Put in the city of the closest Apple Store. Still came back to the same page. "Screw this!"
Went to AT&T page. Told them I wanted the $30 data plan, $5 text plan, which line it's on, put my credit card number in, and my order is done. Free overnight shipping, so I should get it at least the weekend after the sale date. I've got an original iPhone, so it's not like with this phone and my MBP when I was climbing up the walls waiting.