Feel free to call me conventional, but I like my ears exactly where they are; attached to the sides of my head. I never leave the house without being hooked up to my MP3 player. I've got so much cable and a heavy (relatively speaking of course) plug dangling from my lobes I feel like a dozen Lilliputians are trying to ground me with grappling hooks. I was wondering, does anyone know where I can buy some sort of cable clip thingy-me-bob? Something simple that will clamp the cable and attach to my collar and doesn't cost £25 for what is little more than a paper clip. Before this heatwave hit Britain I was using one of my jeans' belt loops. Not so easy wearing shorts.