The only thing you left out was "Mac-using".........srobert said:Beware!
It's a genetically-engineered-stem-cell-infused-homersexual-californian-democrat-non-god-fearing-Kerry-voting-terrorist-supporting-kyoto-protocol-abiding-global-warming-believing-free-thinking-anti-militaristic-evolution-supporting-missile-shield-and-nyu-kyu-ler-opposing-turtle-abomination!
Add a few snake genes and it'll turn into an evil "snurtle"
God... i did not saw that.... was just sayin the ebay stuff as a joke... people on ebay are more and more crazy. (Btw my soul is on ebay for starting bid for 99Cent no reserve )An Indiana man is auctioning off a turtle that he says has satanic markings on its shell.