uh oh! that's right before apple is ready to open it's doors, people are going to be alert to what's happening. you must learn some ninja skills in the next 7 days!
I recommend having a girl stand in line for you, someone other people can be sympathetic for. Pregnant or sick, can she vomit on command? lol
Have her go home and get some rest and tell her you will stand in line and bring her iPad 2 home for her. You would have stood in line earlier but you have 5 kids and you just got laid off... The babysitter couldn't come in today until 4:30!