Wow, what sort of complete average consumer farts in a PRO thread with a "adapt to Apple's wishes or begone" comment. It's enough to abandon this fanboy-infested board just as most of real PRO users are set to go to where what they need is, which is not Apple whatsoever at this point. (I can't believe I'm somewhat echoing those Microsoft computer ads, but boy, they were prepared to welcome the refugees and Apple just arrogantly walked into the trap.)
"It's a laptop with basically four full PCI slots for crying out loud." Yes, and including those with a couple token slots like SD, HDMI and USB 3.1 would have fanboys such as yourself AND all the current pro users lining up and moving forward. But no, the vast majority who are too damn busy to preach to all their clients and partners about how they should buy adapters and enclosures overnight are just going to go to the competitors -- if you haven't noticed, every other company's top line today has those ports, and not for no reason. Idiot.