30 min. ago I turned off my MBP with battery 98% charged. Went to work, turned it on and now it's 2% and charging. WTF happened? Anyone experienced the same? 
Maybe your battery is dead. Has it happened before?
Maybe the MBP didn't went to sleep and something was bogging down the CPU?
Check the Console for hints.
Thanks, but I didn't put it to sleep, I shut that thing totally down.
Still the Console might help finding out what happened in that time, though I am a bit perplexed to be honest.
What you can do now is unplug the battery and to a SMC reset. Sometimes, the SMC goes wild and drains the battery while the computer is shut down. If this doesn't work, time to invoke AppleCare.