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Paris Hilton: "It looks good, but does nothing. WARNING: Hard drive not included." 🙂 😛 😉

The others I didn't really care for too much, but that one stuck out at me.
 
"Britney Spears iPod:
Pre-loaded with "Hear Comes the Bride" and has a spare wedding ring compartment for quickie ceremonies. Comes pre-engraved with the word "Ho" on the back.:

HAHAHAHAHA 😀 😛 😛
 
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