Listen.
This is a poor excerpt to put on the front page without any context or clarification. I suggest everyone who is actually in the market for a new MacBook Pro in the next 6-8 months should read the article. Anand awarded the MacBook Pro Retina a Bronze Editor's Choice award... the highest award he's ever given to *any* Mac.
Yes, future versions will address some of these little speed bumps, but they are merely pimples on a supermodel. Seriously, don't sweat it.
Listen.
It's kind of irritating to give your post an attention grabbing title. Also I think there's plenty of context in the front page article. Does this reaction have to do with the 'rMBP (Ordered)' in your sig perhaps?