Watch this and tell me this isn't the greatest thing you've ever seen in your entire life. And by greatest thing, I mean better than the first time you fell in love, your first date, your first kiss, the first time your dad rented you a prostitute for your sweet 16 birthday party. The. Greatest. Thing. Ever. Yeah, anyone below the age of 28 probably won't understand what's so awesome about the above clip. But you know what? I don't care. This ain't for you. All you yard sprogs can go drown in a lake or whatever it is kids do these days. Those of us with prostates the size of a grapefruit and dwindling pensions have something to wax nostalgic about. Go light somewhere and leave us be. ...and then buy the game, because it looks pretty damn fun.