For the OP's sake, I hope he IS trolling.
Otherwise, signing a 2 year contract to get a 3GS was a really really really stupid thing to do.
I hope he gets enough sense to atleast return it before the month is up (even if it means paying a $20 restocking fee), and get an iPhone 4. And if he doesn't want it, I would be happy to mail him my mint condition 32gb 3GS and a couple of hundred dollars for his iPhone 4.