Returning space black stainless steel

Chris31876

macrumors regular
Original poster
Apr 21, 2015
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Well it's been almost a week that I've had the watch and at first I liked it but now I find myself not wearing it at all for the most part. I think this is mostly in part because I haven't worn a watch in years. I tried selling it here on Craigslist but I couldn't even find anyone to buy it everyone kept offering me like 900. I can just return and get all my money back on this. Today will be the day that it goes back.
 

srshaw

macrumors 6502
Aug 13, 2011
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@jds whatever. Your signature says Apple isn't a watchmaker. So what is the Apple watch? It tells the time from your wrist (amongst other things), isn't that what a watch does? Please do enlighten me.
 

McPhallus

macrumors regular
Mar 3, 2011
219
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@jds whatever. Your signature says Apple isn't a watchmaker. So what is the Apple watch? It tells the time from your wrist (amongst other things), isn't that what a watch does? Please do enlighten me.
He apparently feels threatened by the AW on some level.
 

Quu

macrumors 68030
Apr 2, 2007
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He apparently feels threatened by the AW on some level.
I was walking in to a convenience store to pick up a big gulp.. when "FREEZE MOTHER****ER!" was screamed in my face by a leather-clad Apple Watch holding a razer blade to a shopkeepers throat. "Take one more step and I'll cut him!" I slowly backed away but the Apple Watch felt I was reaching for something *BANG BANG* before I could do anything he'd reached for the shopkeepers poorly concealed side arm, raised it pointed at me and fired off two shots.

I felt no pain, how could it be the Apple Watch with its Cupertino 50ms timed precision had missed me? Why wasn't I dead? But no sooner was I counting my blessings that I heard a muffled yelp and as I turned to look out the shop window I realised... my dog was in my truck parked right outside. My only friend, my only companion in this hard harsh world of space black on space black crime.

I came out of that 7.11 half the man I entered and it was then I swore my allegiance to Android Wear.
 
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