He apparently feels threatened by the AW on some level.
I was walking in to a convenience store to pick up a big gulp.. when
"FREEZE MOTHER****ER!" was screamed in my face by a leather-clad Apple Watch holding a razer blade to a shopkeepers throat.
"Take one more step and I'll cut him!" I slowly backed away but the Apple Watch felt I was reaching for something
*BANG BANG* before I could do anything he'd reached for the shopkeepers poorly concealed side arm, raised it pointed at me and fired off two shots.
I felt no pain, how could it be the Apple Watch with its Cupertino 50ms timed precision had missed me? Why wasn't I dead? But no sooner was I counting my blessings that I heard a muffled yelp and as I turned to look out the shop window I realised... my dog was in my truck parked right outside. My only friend, my only companion in this hard harsh world of space black on space black crime.
I came out of that 7.11 half the man I entered and it was then I swore my allegiance to Android Wear.