I actually suggested that first, if he was given any trouble about the return.
Yeah, well I guess we know how you vote. You can spout your personal responsibility rhetoric as you wish, but I unabashedly practice situational ethics, as is the natural behavior of human beings.
I have bellowed long and loud on my position *against* unlocking iPhones, on these very forums, and taken quite a bit of heat for it by proponents of unlocking.
The fact is, applying situational ethics, Apple will far more greatly financially benefit from selling a new iPhone, earning profit on the sale, forever locked to AT&T and their revenue-sharing deal and taking back that in-the-wild unlocked phone under their own set-forth 14-day policy, for which consideration the original poster would pay a 10% restocking fee, and a return Apple would then sell as a refurbished model, still at some good profit, no doubt.
Yet it was possible in dealing with the lowest order of Apple's sales operations, retail shop clerks and managers, he would run up against lunatic gutter authoritarians who do not have the wits or perspective to realize the overall greater benefit to the company of taking the phone back. So I offered him suggestions to avoid collisions with geek-thugs. I also offered him the option to straight-out tell the truth at the return.
Although your medical school education, and subsequent residency and experience in practice of psychiatry may lead you to believe I responded in a smart-assed manner because I knew I was wrong, I can assure I responded as such because you were being a self-superior snot over an unlocked iPhone, not the perpetration of a genocide by a cruel despot.