Loved your post, JK - but Apple HAS cranked out millions of something - like the iPhone 6. They never made something with those screen sizes etc before. They sold 5+ million in a weekend and had them in stores and for pre-order for people.
The Watch I can kind understand - tho the PR messaging on those was all over the place as well...
But the Macbook - now with BestBuy Canada also having the jump on Apple Canada store stock - it's just mind boggling. Apple totally, 100% bungled this MacBook launch. There's no if and or buts (butts?

) about it. The key to me is - there has NEVER been another time when there weren't stock of a new computer in Apple Retail stores 4-5 weeks after launch. (Except the Cylinder Mac Pro maybe? But that's a niche PRO machine. And yeah, people have said iMac 2002 or something, but that was Pre-Ubiquity of Apple Stores worldwide.)