He needs to go...
After the revolution, a little boy pointed to up to a framed item hanging on the wall of his grandfather's home and said, "What is that paper on the wall with the fancy writing and metal circle?" Grandfather said, "It is called a college degree. When I was your age they gave them out to anyone that can make up anything to hide their transgressions and crimes against humanity."
The young child said, "Like when I steal something and I tell mommy it wasn't my fault?" Grandfather said, "Yes, but imagine millions of people doing it to the point they all starved to death and killed each other making up more lies to cover their crimes."
The child said, "I don't want to go to college, I want to be good." Grandfather laughed and said, "That is why I fought boy, so you could be responsible and get a practical education."