Russian blows off ex-boyf's todger with firecrackers

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    It's about time there was another good junk related story...poor fellow...
    The Register.

    In Mother Russia, you never say no to your woman. [BANG!]
     
  2. NC MacGuy macrumors 603

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    Those must have been some big ass firecrackers. Must've wanted to make sure the job got done.
     
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    Perhaps codpieces need to make a sartorial return after all. For the truly paranoid, armoured varieties...
     
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    Man, that's seriously messed up.

    At least one of them still can.
     
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    Not necessarily. ;)
     
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    Maybe Alik didn't want to marry Kira because she gives the worst bangs ever!

    :D
     
  9. Melrose macrumors 604

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    I can't help imagining the outcry that would be heard around the world if a man did something like that to a woman.

    Not anymore.. :D

    Yellow: LOL
     
  10. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Exactly. And my cousin wonders why her husband sleeps with his hands over his penis all the time. This is horrible. This guy is now maimed for life and some people think it's funny.
     
  11. Melrose macrumors 604

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    If that's true they need help..
     
  12. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    That sounds nice, I think I'm going to try that on myself and see if it's arousing.
     
  13. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    The only thing that is funny about this thread is the word 'todger.' Everything else is pretty horrible.
     
  14. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I think after Lorena Bobbitt, a lot of guys started sleeping like that.

    But you're right- had a man done this to a woman, the outrage heard around the world would be so loud we'd all go deaf.
     
  15. iBlue macrumors Core

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    I thought that too actually, but then I remembered that double standards will always exist, no matter how BS they are, and I didn't say anything.

    There are plenty of stories featuring women being horrifically abused. In fact, I'd wager there are more incidences of woman being mistreated/harmed, and that's not entirely fair either.

    </devil's advocate, or something>
     
  16. Melrose macrumors 604

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    Right.. I'm not trying to make some political point or anything. I guess if you dig deep enough anywhere you find it.

    Double standards are so damn confusing.
     
  17. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Remember that men are far less likely to report being abused by women. It's impossible to get any real numbers because of that.
     
  18. iBlue macrumors Core

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    ^ I don't really want to go back and forth on it but I did want to point out that double standards are everywhere.

    I think the word 'todger' is what set the humour in motion. Words for penises tend to bring that out in people, as it were.
     
  19. leekohler macrumors G5

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    True enough, but if someone had said vajayjay in a thread about physical abuse against a woman, how many people would be laughing?

    Oh- and I'm not meaning to go back and forth. I was just pointing out that men are far less likely to report abuse, that's all. Look how difficult it is to get women to report it.
     
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    Oprah, is that you?
     
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    No, Melrose is right. That's pretty weird, unless your hand is always near that area, ready for action.
     
  23. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    But at least she used a knife.

    I knew of a fellow in Korea, in a similar circumstance where his GF used a pair of kitchen scissors to do the dead. :eek:

    Agree.

    I am sure stories like this make some men wonder how soundly they sleep at night. ;)
     
  24. Melrose macrumors 604

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    I never understood how that could happen either - I mean, if you're drunk yeah, but just in the middle of the night if someone start touching my stuff I'd be awake before you could say 'pruning shears.' Seriously. Those guys must have the sleep of the dead.

    Close enough. ;)

    Blue your avatars get better every time. :D
     
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    Bingo.
    Poor guy, hope she gets a lengthy spell in jail.
     

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