Oh Spock! No! NO! The consumer electronics! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS?
I hope whoever did that to those machines rots in hell. Even the most inhumane and degrading form of death the penalty is too good for that kind of scum.
Oh God. I really need to call Steve for some comfort now.
Argh, he's not answering! I'll have to call Bono instead.
