Well, I'm almost 50% of the way to being a lawyer. I take my last law school final tomorrow night, and am just putting the finishing touches on my outline. Then, I can review, reorganize, and relax. But, I have about 15-20 minutes to go. My wife is out of jokes. I need something to keep me sane. Too much ERISA and HIPAA and Medicare...please help. Even the smallest jokes, stories, and comments are accepted. However, if you can contribute a truly funny story, you become a member of our Founders Circle, where we honor our most beloved patrons.