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breaking news: police have arrested a young man whom they describe as emotionally distraught after he attacked a patron of local apple store screaming "gives me my precious, gives me my precious ipad2 you filthy stinkin scalper!" sister mary buttersworth, his intended victim, subdued the young man until police arrived. The 64 year old nun was unhurt in the attack.

lol!!!!!
 
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reputationZed said:
Breaking News: Police have arrested a young man whom they describe as emotionally distraught after he attacked a patron of local Apple store screaming "gives me my precious, gives me my precious iPad2 you filthy stinkin scalper!" Sister Mary Buttersworth, his intended victim, subdued the young man until police arrived. The 64 year old nun was unhurt in the attack.

Haahhahahahhahahha
 
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rkahl said:
The 12 year old troll is full, he doesn't need to eat any more threads. Let's stop feeding the troll.

What troll? If you do not like it why do you keep posting? Since i do not have the ipad i will torment you guys. Until tomorrow that is hahahhaahhahah

Kunfu fighting allalalalallalalla
 
I've got the money and I've been to apple everyday and haven't gotten an ipad2. What do you have to say about that?
 
Breaking News: Police have arrested a young man whom they describe as emotionally distraught after he attacked a patron of local Apple store screaming "gives me my precious, gives me my precious iPad2 you filthy stinkin scalper!" Sister Mary Buttersworth, his intended victim, subdued the young man until police arrived. The 64 year old nun was unhurt in the attack.

That's a good one..... I had a very good laugh reading that! :D
 
Could you be more openly racist / xenophobic?

I can't believe this tripe is still here and I was warned for calling someone a w$&$)r

Lemme guess, you started the NYC posts too?
 
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h00ligan said:
Could you be more openly racist / xenophobic?

I can't believe this tripe is still here and I was warned for calling someone a w$&$)r

Lemme guess, you started the NYC posts too?

No. But that got me started. What racist and racist? I am not racist, i am scalperist. Why everything you say goes back to being racist? Some people here are having a good laugh.


Happy st patrick' day by the way...
 
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No. But that got me started. What racist and racist? I am not racist, i am scalperist. Why everything you say goes back to being racist? Some people here are having a good laugh.


Happy st patrick' day by the way...

Unless, you sit in a corner and be a good little white boy, you will be called a racist, a conservative, a birther, a tea partier, etc......

You can not simply call a duck a duck. Besides the Kung fu joke you haven't said anything derogatory. You may have pushed it there.

But don't say Asians are buying iPads. Don't say Muslims blow up planes. Don't say there is more crime in the hood. No in this new world a duck isn't a duck and I think Apple is a Pear. We are in an alternate universe now.
 
Unless, you sit in a corner and be a good little white boy, you will be called a racist, a conservative, a birther, a tea partier, etc......

You can not simply call a duck a duck. Besides the Kung fu joke you haven't said anything derogatory. You may have pushed it there.

But don't say Asians are buying iPads. Don't say Muslims blow up planes. Don't say there is more crime in the hood. No in this new world a duck isn't a duck and I think Apple is a Pear. We are in an alternate universe now.

Oh so true
 
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Yes imagine that ... I would go to jail and the scalper will make money.... Maybe i should just become one then and enjoy the high roller life

It is enjoyable. Sell you mine for $10,000.....not!
 
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No. But that got me started. What racist and racist? I am not racist, i am scalperist. Why everything you say goes back to being racist? Some people here are having a good laugh.


Happy st patrick' day by the way...

The homeland security comment.

St Patrick..meh :)
 
SO many of these threads. I think people just want to own an iPad, there's no one actually talking about the iPad.
 
laugh all you want at that poster....but its people like him who do horrible things because they think they are taking one for the team....we all hate scalpers, but I dont hate them that much.
 
Breaking News: Police have arrested a young man whom they describe as emotionally distraught after he attacked a patron of local Apple store screaming "gives me my precious, gives me my precious iPad2 you filthy stinkin scalper!" Sister Mary Buttersworth, his intended victim, subdued the young man until police arrived. The 64 year old nun was unhurt in the attack.

God bless Sister Mary Buttersworth!

OP, watch out, i heard they're releasing new hershey chocolates and people are buying them in 2s and 3s. every single bone in my body tells me some are not even for personal consumption!
 
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