I'm not judging your social status. Or your health. I'm judging your common sense. If you have very limited funds, it's not wise to gamble with what limited funds you have. If you have the means to get to a store, stand in a line, buy an iPad that is in high demand while fighting a crowd to do it, there's got to be a way you can work for income.
Furthermore, if you do mange to get one and put it on CL and it's as hot an item as you think it is, you are also more likely to get mugged or robbed trying to sell it... if you can fend off an attacker? You can get a job.
Finally, as much as I love animals? If you cannot afford to take care of yourself, you are not doing your pet any favors by spending thousands of dollars on it that you do not have nor are you able to make enough money to pay back.
I love our cats, but if we were on such hard times that I had to give up a computer or Internet that I could use to possibly look for work to pull myself out of hard times? I might need to find them homes elsewhere.
Sad, but true.