Having lived in both DC and Baltimore, Seattle's "ghettos" seem like great places to picnic.
In Baltimore there are areas so bad the cops won't go, instead opting to install 30-foot poles with blue strobe lights on the top to serve no other purpose but to warn people to run away. Basically the modern equivalent of skull-covered Amazonian witch doctor totems. Clearly Baltimore's "Believe" program hasn't worked. Who would have a thought they couldn't improve things through willpower alone? Huh...
DC's crime is so bad the police force has given up their friendly-neighborhood-beat-cop approach and begun heavily recruiting Marines just returning from war. I lived in NW DC last year in what's considered a nice area. Just on our block of about 20 homes we had three stabbings, two shootouts, and two burglaries in a *single month*. If this sounds like your cup of tea you too can buy a *crappy* rowhome for only $600k. For the $6,000 you pay in property taxes, you're kids will enjoy a 2 out of 10 public school. If you commute by foot, bus, or metro be sure to leave your Macbook at home and hide the iPhones! Those white earbuds are basically screaming "HELLO I WANT TO BE STABBED!". DC Metro just sent out an alert last week warning of a recent rise in iPhone/iPod thefts on the trains. Apparently the latest pastime for DC youths is to push people over, grab their gadgets, and jump off the train just as the train doors are closing. Awesome!
Racial tensions are also insane here. I can't tell you how many times people have screamed "white bitch!" or "white devil!" at my wife while she was walking down the street, or shopping at the grocery store, or sitting on her own front porch. If fact, just last week someone came pounding on our door, demanded that she buy a magazine subscription ("It only $20!") and finally told her she was "another stuck up white bitch like her neighbor".
Needless to say we love it here!