What a nightmare. I have a week 14 MBP that has the processor whine manifesting through and/or above the left speaker along with the excessive heat. I called Apple during the "everybody with MBP issues call" day and initiated a return. I mailed it out on 5-31 and got it back today. It appears that they replaced the logic board and the heat pipe. Unfortunately, Apple didn't fix it: they made it worse. It still has the processor whine, but the heat is even more intense. In addition, now the left speaker crackles at medium-high to high volume, making audio unlistenable. Anybody have the "special" e-mail address at Apple that seems to get a good response?