Serial defecator in the loose in Houston

[ugahairydawgs]

People of Houston.....cover your yards

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/05/08/houston-authorities-searching-for-serial-defecator/

 

[carjakester]

That takes some serious dedication, my poop schedule is very consistent. Being able to go plant one on a driveway in the middle of the night is hilarious though.

 

[Chundles]

I'm a serial defecator. Been doing it once, often twice a day for many, many years.

Always in the appropriate places mind you.

 

[chown33]

Sounds like a load of crap to me.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Given time, I'm sure the Houston police will flush out the perpetrator.

 

[Mousse]

How much poop can one man make though?

I'm guessing she ain't got a kids. My personal poop factory (18 months old) can turn 1lbs of milk into 5lbs of poop a day.

I don't know who the serial pooper is, but one thing is for sure. He's a regular guy.

 

[OLDCODGER]

Shotgun. Rock-salt. Some assembly required.

 

[MacNut]

Does he wipe afterwords or just dump and run.

 

[rhett7660]

This is a pretty sh&tty situation.

 

[phrehdd]

He should opt for some bran flakes and be a cereal defecator.

You know a s-hit and run kind of guy or quit now and bowel out gracefully.

 

[Southern Dad]

Stop, drop and run...

 

[mojolicious]

Just imagine how much more mess he'd make if he were a parallel defecator.