Serial defecator in the loose in Houston

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  1. carjakester macrumors 68020

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    That takes some serious dedication, my poop schedule is very consistent. Being able to go plant one on a driveway in the middle of the night is hilarious though.
     
  2. Chundles macrumors G4

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    I'm a serial defecator. Been doing it once, often twice a day for many, many years.

    Always in the appropriate places mind you.
     
  3. chown33 macrumors 604

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  4. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Given time, I'm sure the Houston police will flush out the perpetrator.
     
  5. Mousse macrumors 68000

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    I'm guessing she ain't got a kids. My personal poop factory (18 months old) can turn 1lbs of milk into 5lbs of poop a day.:eek:

    I don't know who the serial pooper is, but one thing is for sure. He's a regular guy.;):D
     
  6. OLDCODGER macrumors 6502a

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  7. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Does he wipe afterwords or just dump and run.
     
  8. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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  9. phrehdd macrumors 68040

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    He should opt for some bran flakes and be a cereal defecator.

    You know a s-hit and run kind of guy or quit now and bowel out gracefully.
     
  10. Southern Dad macrumors 65816

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  11. mojolicious macrumors 68000

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    Just imagine how much more mess he'd make if he were a parallel defecator.
     

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