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Shakira has really become hot
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The terminal velocity of an average human falling in random positions through the air is about 120mph. If you try to minimize drag by holding your legs and arms against your body and bulleting downwards it can go to over 200mph.
(stolen from the interwebs)
The same reason that....
A duck's quack doesn't echo.
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
And the same answer to these questions:
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Unless you insert a butter knife at a 15 degree angle into the bottle at a speed of 40 MPH, rotating counter-clock-wise.
LOLz. That is so true.
Number of US states that claim test scores in their elementary schools are above national average: 50
^ Isn't purposefully taking a thread off-topic against forum rules, and subject to post deletion and a warning? 
Yes, I think Shakira is very hot. And she's a very nice person in real life, which makes her extra hot.
Yes, I think Shakira is very hot. And she's a very nice person in real life, which makes her extra hot.
We're bad people.^ Isn't purposefully taking a thread off-topic against forum rules, and subject to post deletion and a warning?
Fortunately I doubt anyone will lose too much sleep over Shakira's hotness thread taking some twists and turns.
^ Isn't purposefully taking a thread off-topic against forum rules, and subject to post deletion and a warning?
Yes, I think Shakira is very hot. And she's a very nice person in real life, which makes her extra hot.
Define off-topic.
I mean a random remark from a random person resulted in random remarks from more random people. I think this is all very subjective. I'm sure I'll suffer with the warning for having a little fun that results in no one getting hurt and no hard feelings (excluding you who clearly cares).
^ Isn't purposefully taking a thread off-topic against forum rules, and subject to post deletion and a warning?
Yes, I think Shakira is very hot. And she's a very nice person in real life, which makes her extra hot.
What? Shakira doesn't use ketchup? Drive on parkways? Drive on parkways?
Your nose and ears never stop growing and that includes Shakira.
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