Shakira has really become hot

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  1. iOrlando macrumors 68000

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    i know she was already in the early 2000s..but she had the frizzy hear and she definitely played up her shortness..isnt she like 4'9 or something...

    but lately...she went blondish...high heels....good upgrade i say..
     
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    The human head weighs 8 pounds.



    I mean since we're just now opening threads to spew our thoughts … why not?


    Oh and matter consists of tiny strings.
     
  4. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    Did you know that scientists classify walking as a series of controlled falls?
     
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    Swine flus a bitch isn't it? I hope she gets better soon.
     
  6. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Thread needs more ronwink.

    Shakira http://up.*************/files/1/Images/Smilies/RonWink.gif
     
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    I had swine flu once...bad upgrade i say..
     
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    The terminal velocity of an average human falling in random positions through the air is about 120mph. If you try to minimize drag by holding your legs and arms against your body and bulleting downwards it can go to over 200mph.
     
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    Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics but in loop quantum gravity matter consisting of tiny strings doesn't exist so it is more of a theory in argument of loop quantum gravity
     
  10. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Since this seems to be the font of knowledge thread, can anyone tell me why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
     
  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Interesting.

    Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR.
     
  12. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    (stolen from the interwebs)
    The same reason that....
    A duck's quack doesn't echo.
    No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
    Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.
    Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
    The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
    Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."
    Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
    The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
    Polar bears are left-handed.

    And the same answer to these questions:
    Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
     
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    Unless you insert a butter knife at a 15 degree angle into the bottle at a speed of 40 MPH, rotating counter-clock-wise.
     
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    If Shakira gyrates in a forest, does she make a sound?
     
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    LOLz. That is so true.

    Number of US states that claim test scores in their elementary schools are above national average: 50
     
  16. CherryJul macrumors newbie

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    ^ Isn't purposefully taking a thread off-topic against forum rules, and subject to post deletion and a warning? :rolleyes:

    Yes, I think Shakira is very hot. And she's a very nice person in real life, which makes her extra hot.
     
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    The viscosity is AMAZING:
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  18. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Only if Ron Jeremy catches up to her with a video camera and a tube of lube.
     
  19. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    We're bad people.

    Fortunately I doubt anyone will lose too much sleep over Shakira's hotness thread taking some twists and turns.
     
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    Define off-topic. :rolleyes: I mean a random remark from a random person resulted in random remarks from more random people. I think this is all very subjective. I'm sure I'll suffer with the warning for having a little fun that results in no one getting hurt and no hard feelings (excluding you who clearly cares).
     
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    What? Shakira doesn't use ketchup? Drive on parkways? Drive on parkways?


    Your nose and ears never stop growing and that includes Shakira.
     
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    http://upc.*************/uploads/catmacros/stringtheory.jpg

    It's vicious viscous stuff!
     
  23. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    I wouldnt mind seeing Shakira covered in ketchup.

    But would the ketchup slow her down?
     
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    haha I lol'ed.
     
  25. CherryJul macrumors newbie

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    Nice to meet you. :)
     
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