Should I call the Police?

[TheMonarch]

Just do it naked. And start dancing.

I like your style

We had some people that were doing this up here at my house. They did it a couple nights in a row so the next day my dad and I called the police. They basically told us they could do nothing and we were not really allowed to "do anything" besides get the plate numbers. Well, my dad (being the stubborn dumb a$$ that he is) and I burried some boards with nails in the yard and sat out on the front porch in the dark. Sure enough a truck came buy at baout 2:30 int he morning and ran over the boards with there right side tires. Had no idea what hit them. They nearly hit the telephone poll that was near the end off the driveway. They ended up stopping and got out of the truck (there were two guys, kids from my school i think) and started to look at the tires. My dad then walked off the proch and shouted at them that if they did not leave quickly he was going to call the cops and that he already had there plates so whenever he felt like it he could call and report them. Well the kids must have been a little drunk cause they startedt o come towards our house and shouting. One started yelling something like, " What the F you think your doing!! I'm going to come over there and beat you old man." at this point i just could not hold it any longer and i just laughed out loud. The kids started to walk across the yard and my dad let off a shotgun blast. The kids stopped dead in there tracks and could not move. My dad hollered back and told them to go now before he changed his mind about calling the cops. They ended up leaving and and we never did call the cops. It was really funny watching them drive away on two flat tires and i am sure it ruined the truck.

So you're saying he should get a shotgun.... Hmmm
I like you're dad's style

 

[iBlue]

I may just have to kill myself. I went outside this time to get it, and in their drunken/high stupor they screamed, "penislicker!". And even after all that effort, their car had no plates.

They also stole our tacky little garden gnome.

yeah, i revived this thread for this little gem of a fact alone. i can't quite understand it but it just made me laugh and still sort of does. why this of all things stood out in my mind, i have no idea.

do you know whenever i see garden gnomes now i think of this thread and i am compelled to yell "penis-licker" and start laughing and driving erratically?

ever see them again?

 

[cslewis]

Haha! Nope, they haven't been around... but college students have taken to parking in front of our house and stealing my Dad's parking space. He's a tad pissed, but wouldn't you be? Nothing like a 1987 Cutlass Supreme with donut tires and trash bag window parked outside your house to impress passers-by.

 

[Electro Funk]

yeah, i revived this thread for this little gem of a fact alone. i can't quite understand it but it just made me laugh and still sort of does. why this of all things stood out in my mind, i have no idea.

do you know whenever i see garden gnomes now i think of this thread and i am compelled to yell "penis-licker" and start laughing and driving erratically?
ever see them again?

you are too funny... i will never be able to look @ a garden gnome again and not think of this!

 

[iBlue]

Haha! Nope, they haven't been around... but college students have taken to parking in front of our house and stealing my Dad's parking space. He's a tad pissed, but wouldn't you be? Nothing like a 1987 Cutlass Supreme with donut tires and trash bag window parked outside your house to impress passers-by.

maybe some strategically placed thumb tacks would do the trick. maybe you guys need more aggressive looking garden gnomes. give them signs to hold "park here and receive eternal damnation... or a flat tire before class, whichever comes first." maybe a dead rotting fish in the open windows of said parked cars would create enough stink to drive the point home.

<shrugs>