Should I take my iPhone 4 to dinner?

[BadMoon]

Ok guys what should I do? I'm afraid I may drop my phone in the lobster bisque. Should I take my phone?

 

[QuarterSwede]

Ok guys what should I do? I'm afraid I may drop my phone in the lobster bisque. Should I take my phone?

Lol, Nice one.

 

[Drewsky87]

I think you'll be ok...just don't stop at a six flags on the way there?

 

[azhava]

Well played, sir.

Where's Dr. Phil when you need him?

 

[DLyman]

LOL Thanks for my laugh of the day

 

[smokescreen220]

if you take your iphone to dinner and a movie you might get lucky

 

[bowlerman625]

important thread bro

 

[Mercilesz]

noooooo...avoid lobster bisque at all costs, but i know it goes very well with '82 Merlot

 

[mackmgg]

Only if its in a bisque-resistant case such as this one

 

[palmerc2]

Sooo, what's the humor behind this?

 

[ovrlrd]

if you take your iphone to dinner and a movie you might get lucky

Whatever you do don't call your iPhone until at least two days after getting its number! It might seem desperate and your iPhone might become uninterested in you.

 

[ahfu25]

What a hoe!!!

You better not take her. I got that slut right here. She shows me how to cook, how to steal....hey she doesn't get me high....but she gets me wifi!! But everybody else in this forum is sleeping with her so you might want to think that over!!

 

[kiantech]

Please sticky this!

 

[marksman]

Just make sure you put the napkin protecting the phone and you should be fine.

Ask for a smartphone booster chair as well. All fine dining establishments have them. Although make sure you get the new ones. The old ones have these goofy straps on them because of the dumb hardware keyboards on blackberries. The new ones don't support hardware keyboards as they are considered gauche now.

 

[Lambros]

Dude have you seen how hot she is? You'd be crazy not to take her to dinner. Don't touch the left side of her ass, she will pass out if you do. Also, don't drop her more than three times, apparently her face cracks after that long. On another note, don't try to get her in bed with another girl, her connection with them is terrible. Finally, avoid getting your face next to hers while in deep conversation, I hear she blacks out when this happens. Otherwise, good luck!

 

[rdowns]

Did you have it with you for lunch? What about breakfast?

 

[Fuzzy.Dunlop]

:d

 

[rk25123]

Ok guys what should I do? I'm afraid I may drop my phone in the lobster bisque. Should I take my phone?

That's what we are all asking ourselves.

 

[BadMoon]

Glad to see humor hasn't been totally lost.

 

[Graeme43]

I took my iPhone and iPad to the BeefEater once

 

[ozzyman500]

I'm about to go get more beer, should I take mine?

 

[Graeme43]

I'm taking mine with me tonight and I'm having beer and maybe an Irish coffee as well

 

[Graeme43]

Turns out iPhones are T-Total though one time I gave mine a drink and it went to silicone heaven so ended up having to get another one what an awful week without my baby that was

 

[xenuprime]

If you do get lucky be careful with that 30 pin connector, ouch!

Oh yeah, don't trip any water sensors.

 

[Graeme43]

I found out the hard way it turned red