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Guys, I know we joke about this, but I do have a serious problem, much like the OP. I I honestly haven't left my apartment since the 23rd of July, I'm too scared to take my phone outside, but at the same time, I can't leave it alone at my place. Any suggestions?
 
Guys, I know we joke about this, but I do have a serious problem, much like the OP. I I honestly haven't left my apartment since the 23rd of July, I'm too scared to take my phone outside, but at the same time, I can't leave it alone at my place. Any suggestions?

I had your very same problem. I ended solving it by hiring a bodyguard for my iPhone 4 who follows me anywhere I go, keeping my baby in a bomb-resistant foam padded suitcase handcuffed to his wrist.
 
I thought I'd read geek jokes, and then I read this...

Perhaps the humour is lost on me.
 
Definitely take your iPhone out for dinner. MUCH cheaper than a date that might eventually require a pre-nup...and ultimately a college savings plan....
 
you are fine as long as is lobster bisque only, just be careful when asking for bread!:D

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