Sign of the Apocalypse? Paris Hilton Asked to Play Mother Teresa in Movie

[Les Kern]

Paris Hilton should stick to making pornos.

She reminds me of that old joke from the Diceman:

Hickory Dickory Dock,
This girl was sucking my C**K
The clock struck two,
I shot my goo,
Then dropped her off down the block.

That is what she's good for, and from the video I saw, she doesn't even excel in THAT.

 

[Johnny Rico]

That is what she's good for, and from the video I saw, she doesn't even excel in THAT.

No kidding, if I ever was screwing a chick who was that useless in bed I'd kick her to the curb so fast she would still be bored before she realized she wasn't having sex anymore.

 

[Apple Hobo]

Her new shirt...

 

[2nyRiggz]

Her new shirt...

Your User name cracks me up...are you really a bum for apple?


Bless

 

[Apple Hobo]

Your User name cracks me up...are you really a bum for apple?


Bless

I'm only a bum on occasion. When I registered, I couldn't think of a clever name, and I found the word "hobo" humorous, so I just put 2+2 together and came up with "Apple Hobo." That's my story.

 

[stebu]

This is so outrageous I so hope it comes true