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I think that's a joke. No link, can't find the article on the site. Here's the closest thing I found. But maybe someone else can find the source.
 
I'm an iPhone user and I got married almost 6 yrs ago.

Maybe then I was always destined to be an iPhone user then? 🙄
 
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