Siri is like the free toy in a box of cereal. The cereal company makes a lot of noise about it, making it seem like the best toy ever. It's boldly advertised on the box, and may even be the reason you even bought the cereal.
The very first thing you do when you get it home is open the box and dig out the toy. The next two or three days are spent playing with the toy non stop. Then it breaks. You put it back together, but a couple of days later, it breaks again.
By the end of the week, it's all but forgotten, and you're left with that gnawing hollow feeling that only marketing's empty promises can bring, and only a big bowl of sugary cereal can remedy.
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Don't know how serious you are, but definitely made my day. lol.