Intel Mac, approximately 9 years old
- Safari won't launch — icon bounces and gives up
- Messages wouldn't open, showed a force quit warning (fixed by clicking "Don't Reopen")
- Terminal is unresponsive — Enter key has no effect
- About This Mac opens but takes over a minute
- Clearing Safari's saved state folder had no effect
- Unable to enter Safe Mode — wireless keyboard doesn't register during startup, and Terminal is unresponsive so can't force it via command line
- Issues persist after a full restart
- Photo of the About my Mac attached