FAAAKKKEE! Apple will never build a tablet smaller than 10". Let alone a non-retina one that uses the same hardware as a year old outdated model.
Are the Macrumors mods smoking cra...-I decided to edit this comment cuz it was a wise move to make-? ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES! Also it must be a slow news day.
And here's a rollseye emote to show how stupid I think this news is.