Smile for the day

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Nermal, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. Nermal Moderator


    Staff Member

    Dec 7, 2002
    New Zealand
    A Daily Moment

    • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me alone.
    • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
    • It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it.
    • Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
    • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
    • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
    • It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
    • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
    • Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
    • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
    • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
    • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
    • Don't squat with your spurs on.
    • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    • If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
    • Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
    • Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
    • Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
    • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
    • Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
    • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    • Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
    • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
    • Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
    • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  2. xsedrinam macrumors 601


    Oct 21, 2004
    Thanks, Nermal. Some good stuff, here. Mission accomplished. :D
  3. Doctor Q Administrator

    Doctor Q

    Staff Member

    Sep 19, 2002
    Los Angeles
    (I was going to reply, then I read the last of your wise sayings.)
  4. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603


    Aug 20, 2005
    Thank you Jah...I'm so Blessed
    Indeed....shutting up is good...wish a lot of people would ****.

  5. MultiM macrumors 6502


    May 9, 2006
    TO. I've moved!

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