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Smooth Criminal

In my 16.6 year history I have only a few times of when I got in trouble

A minor food fight in elementary school (throwing grapes)
Then 2 months ago I got my first "ticket" (which I framed and is on my wall right now). The ticket was for not having one of those stupid parking stickers on my car at school.

As you can tell im a natural bad ass
 
In my 16.9 year history Ive gotten 2 tickets.
1. for having .02 over the alchohol limit in a breathalizer test
2. for not having my licencse on me(I dont have one)

EDIT: This is on a bike not a car. I have stolen a few street signs aswell
 
Sodomy ... can i say that here? It's illegal in my state.

Oh, i also talked once while the red light was on (thanks for letting me know it was on!). I got a pink slip (from the teacher i had a crush on ... that soon ended) and had to stand by the wall. A storm came and a few of us were left out there for awhile. :mad:

I've made a few explosives back in the farm days, but we can't talk about that anymore 'cause of the Ever Present Eye™.


peace | neut
 
To continue what I have done, I have started minor forest fire with a firework. No charges were pressed.

I broke a golf cart bridge at a country club. Cost them $800 to replace.

I drink underage.

I speed.

I have smoked cigs underage.

I have smoked weed (stupid and will never do that again).

I have stolen multiple street signs.

I stole a candy bar and a lighter once.

I have 2 unpaid parking tickets both of which were against my dads car. I have yet to be contacted about them.

Egged houses and cars.

That is all I remember.
 
Peyton said:
Hey, I was wondering what criminal activity we have here on MR.

I am clean other than my 14 speeding tickets and 32 parking violations. I know, its bad.

You?
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When I was 15, I wrote an INIT to check if the date was April 1 and shut down the power if so, and then installed it on all the Macs in the library computer lab at high school. They thought they were Mac security experts running some lame program that only let people launch whatever they wanted to launch. I forget the name of that program. An "es" in the debug window quit that, and then I could install my INIT. It worked like a champ, and was a real funny prank. The school expelled me, and I faced a max of 18 years in prison on 9 felony charges. The judge said "this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." The charges were dismissed after 6 months of informal probation and some community service. I haven't been in trouble since, unless you cound 175 mph in a 70 when I was 19. Luckily it was my first ticket. $850 fine, though.
 
Nothing other than a speeding ticket, and a email from Cox about the BSA (not the scouts) noticing me sharing some software way back in my Gnutella days.
I do drink regularly (I'm legal now though) and have done so in the MIDI lab at school, which is a dry campus. :eek:
 
darkwing said:
When I was 15, I wrote an INIT to check if the date was April 1 and shut down the power if so, and then installed it on all the Macs in the library computer lab at high school. They thought they were Mac security experts running some lame program that only let people launch whatever they wanted to launch. I forget the name of that program. An "es" in the debug window quit that, and then I could install my INIT. It worked like a champ, and was a real funny prank. The school expelled me, and I faced a max of 18 years in prison on 9 felony charges. The judge said "this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." The charges were dismissed after 6 months of informal probation and some community service. I haven't been in trouble since, unless you cound 175 mph in a 70 when I was 19. Luckily it was my first ticket. $850 fine, though.
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I'm all for high speeds, but damn...that's high. I managed to hit fuel cut on my 98 Eclipse at 135 mph, and that was REALLY scary. These days bursts of 100 mph is enough for me.
 
I've got caught speeding on several occasions in 2004-2005. I can't remember how many though. But I got enough tickets to have my license suspended for 30 days.
Those tickets were all the ****** kind, too. Like going 35 in a 30, going 50 in a 40, stuff like that.

To be quite honest I wouldn't have been that mad about it if I actually got caught speeding by that I mean going 90 in a 70(that's a speeding ticket) but going 35 in 30 common give a break.


...but like said....a smooth criminal...doesn't get caught...and I will leave it ...with that....:D
 
Unless you count firecrackers in NY, I haven't done anything illegal.

alexstein said:
going 35 in 30 common give a break.
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My dad got a ticket for going 42 in a 40 zone. That's what the cop actually documented, not what my dad just said....meaning he really gave him a ticket for 2MPH over the limt. LOL!
 
In second grade, when all the other kids had silly stories to tell, I decided to make up a funny one myself. We were sitting around in our classroom and telling tall tales, so I said that I had got a message from the computer saying that 'you will surrender to the cabbages'. All of my friends laughed, but the teacher didn't. She turned ashen, flighty, and ran to the telephone. Later that day I was reported to the police, screamed at and interrogated by school officials, and my file now says that I make false terroristic threats. I was 7. :mad:
 
ITASOR said:
My dad got a ticket for going 42 in a 40 zone. That's what the cop actually documented, not what my dad just said....meaning he really gave him a ticket for 2MPH over the limt. LOL!
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Can you say "QUOTA"?
 
The only ticket I've had was failure to yield the right of way that the jerkoff cop gave me after I was in an accident. Took traffic school (most boring 8 hours of my life) and the ticket was wiped from my record.


I speed, but have yet to get caught thanks to my trusty radar detector.
 
neut said:
Sodomy ... can i say that here? It's illegal in my state.
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well sure, who among us hasn't broken that little law?? :D But actually, it's no longer criminal anywhere (according to the supreme court in Lawrence v. Texas, 2003).


killuminati said:
I'v never been caught doing anything.
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Exactly! It's only illegal if you get caught... :cool:
 
mac_head101 said:
In second grade, when all the other kids had silly stories to tell, I decided to make up a funny one myself. We were sitting around in our classroom and telling tall tales, so I said that I had got a message from the computer saying that 'you will surrender to the cabbages'. All of my friends laughed, but the teacher didn't. She turned ashen, flighty, and ran to the telephone. Later that day I was reported to the police, screamed at and interrogated by school officials, and my file now says that I make false terroristic threats. I was 7. :mad:
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WTF?! ahaha, how does that relate in anyway to terrorism? Is there a terrorist group called the cabbages? That's the most ridiculous thing I'v ever heard.
 
I'm not really a criminal if I haven't been caught.

Oooh, never mind, there was that one incidence at Sears where I did get caught, but I was around 11 years old.

Oh, and I also walked beside the mayor of Toronto and shook his hand with a beer in my hand on New Years eve. I was 15, and looked 15 1/2. :p Nothing happened though, and Toronto isn't really a great place for public or underage drinking. Man that was messed up. I was so drunk I didn't care.
 
Jschultz said:
I'm all for high speeds, but damn...that's high. I managed to hit fuel cut on my 98 Eclipse at 135 mph, and that was REALLY scary. These days bursts of 100 mph is enough for me.
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Camaros are fun. :) I was only going 174, though. 5800 RPM in 5th gear is 174 with stock gears/tires. Oh well, they said 175. When I put it into 6th I had to floor it just to maintain speed heh.
 
Johnny Rico said:
If one person eats a few grams and trips out for a while instead of turning on the TV news for a few hours, the world is a better place. If dozens of people or hundreds or even THOUSANDS of people take more of an active role in their minds and imaginations perhaps we'll start to see real societal change. And THAT, my friends, is why certain drugs are illegal; Not because they are 'bad' for you but because the system of control doesn't like variation of thought.

"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Keep that in mind at all times." - Bill Hicks
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"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks

Time to wake up children; it's getting closer ... all the time. :)


peace | neut
 
QCassidy352 said:
well sure, who among us hasn't broken that little law?? :D But actually, it's no longer criminal anywhere (according to the supreme court in Lawrence v. Texas, 2003).
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i still had a pretty nice "ehhhw" moment untill i fired up wikipedia confirming that it is indeed a "false friend" and means something rather different in german than english ;)
 
I think I have gotten one speeding ticket...a few moving violations (no accidents)...safety stops (tail light out, etc.)...

But now, never been arrested.

Great, now I need to stay in the house for a week and knock on wood. :rolleyes:
 
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