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Snooky's Book
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Are you freak'n kidding me.
That's what I thought, just from the thread title.
I was unaware that gnomes can write??
The scary thing is that Snooky recently got paid more than Nobel Prize winning author Toni Morrison to speak at Rutgers University. Insane! But anyway Snooky didn't write it. Like other celebs of her 'calibre' who release a book, I suspect her involvement consisted of her meeting with a ghost writer and saying write a book about X for me, and then turning up for the launch. It's always funny to see them being interviewed about their books, and struggling to answer the questions. I saw Katie Price [UK glamour model/reality star] on Graham Norton the other day, and she had no clue what the 20 or so bestselling books she's 'written' are about.
Insane! But anyway Snooky didn't write it. Like other celebs of her 'calibre' who release a book, I suspect her involvement consisted of her meeting with a ghost writer and saying write a book about X for me, and then turning up for the launch. It's always funny to see them being interviewed about their books, and struggling to answer the questions. I saw Katie Price [UK glamour model/reality star] on Graham Norton the other day, and she had no clue what the 20 or so bestselling books she's 'written' are about. 
I saw this on Anderson Cooper i think at the beginning of the year. I've already read the book with my friends. Was hilarious picking it apart.
I was going to ask who the hell Snooky is, but then realized that doing so would mark me as a totally out of it troglodyte .
So then I decided that I wouldn't embarrass my self by asking.
So I'm not going to ask - thereby avoiding embarrassment.
Oh my...
So then I decided that I wouldn't embarrass my self by asking.
So I'm not going to ask - thereby avoiding embarrassment.
Oh my...
This will be the same crowd of people who bought Justin Bieber's book and who voted for his movie to win the Best Dramatic Moment at the MTV Movie Awards.
I had no idea what a snookie even was (I thought it was slang for an STD in all honesty, and I was close!) until I saw a fat orange girl riding a rocket on a magazine cover and asked what the heck it was. My friend then explained it was "Snookie" and it was from "Jersey Shore". I promptly expressed my desire for it to stay at Jersey Shore since that was at least a state away from me.
Apparently Jersey Shore is a "reality show", one that I will NEVER watch.
Apparently Jersey Shore is a "reality show", one that I will NEVER watch.
Here’s to the psycho ones. The losers. The troublemakers. The ones who see things indifferently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see idiocy. You can hate them, disagree with them, mock or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is get rid of them. They push the human race backward. Because the people who are drunk enough to think they can write a book, are the ones who do. 
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Heres to the psycho ones. The losers. The troublemakers. The ones who see things indifferently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see idiocy. You can hate them, disagree with them, mock or vilify them. About the only thing you cant do is get rid of them. They push the human race backward. Because the people who are drunk enough to think they can write a book, are the ones who do.
This is all well and good, but without a market for this crap it would not survive.
That says something more serious.
Ha! That's the irony of Snooki 'writing' a book. Her audience doesn't read. At leash not books. Perhaps at times the back of a condom wrapper is read or the side of a box of anti-lice medicine. Maybe the label to some cheap cognac. But usually not books. Hell, I'm guessing most people who watch her show have the attention span to get though a Cosmo article at most.
So why bother?