Snooky's Book

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  1. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    That's what I thought, just from the thread title.

    I was unaware that gnomes can write??
     
  2. Yumunum macrumors 65816

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    "Snooky's book will be available at fricken' Barnes 'n' Nobles, tomorrow"

    lol. Anderson Cooper says the most funny things
     
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    My cat is pretty pissed at you but I explained and he said it was cool bro.
     
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    LOL! That makes me feel better - I don't want to be pissing off Ball Licker! :)
     
  6. Fresh Tendrils macrumors regular

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    The scary thing is that Snooky recently got paid more than Nobel Prize winning author Toni Morrison to speak at Rutgers University. :eek: Insane! But anyway Snooky didn't write it. Like other celebs of her 'calibre' who release a book, I suspect her involvement consisted of her meeting with a ghost writer and saying write a book about X for me, and then turning up for the launch. It's always funny to see them being interviewed about their books, and struggling to answer the questions. I saw Katie Price [UK glamour model/reality star] on Graham Norton the other day, and she had no clue what the 20 or so bestselling books she's 'written' are about. :D
     
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    I saw this on Anderson Cooper i think at the beginning of the year. I've already read the book with my friends. Was hilarious picking it apart.
     
  8. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    Could it be worse then Sara or Bristol Palin's book?
     
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    I've read Sarah's, and I have to say yes, it is much worse.
     
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    I was going to ask who the hell Snooky is, but then realized that doing so would mark me as a totally out of it troglodyte .:p

    So then I decided that I wouldn't embarrass my self by asking.:eek:

    So I'm not going to ask - thereby avoiding embarrassment. :D

    Oh my...:p
     
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    No, wait, don't tell me, let me guess... the title is "Smoosh Smoosh", right? :D
     
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    ...... :d
     

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    Good grief, I can't imagine why anyone would read her book.
     
  14. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    or even watch a show she is involved in.
     
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    I just want to say that Johannes Gutenberg has a lot to answer for. If we never moved from writing scrolls to printing books, Snooki would not be a NY Times best selling author today.
     
  16. anotonin macrumors member

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    So is her book in the best seller's list?

    Oh my, those poor, poor trees. Chopped down. Made into thin paper slices and torture printed with Snooki's words.

    Oh woe is the world.
     
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    This will be the same crowd of people who bought Justin Bieber's book and who voted for his movie to win the Best Dramatic Moment at the MTV Movie Awards.
     
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    I had no idea what a snookie even was (I thought it was slang for an STD in all honesty, and I was close!) until I saw a fat orange girl riding a rocket on a magazine cover and asked what the heck it was. My friend then explained it was "Snookie" and it was from "Jersey Shore". I promptly expressed my desire for it to stay at Jersey Shore since that was at least a state away from me.

    Apparently Jersey Shore is a "reality show", one that I will NEVER watch.
     
  19. ericrwalker macrumors 68030

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    Does Snooki even know how to read? Let alone, write a book?
     
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    Here’s to the psycho ones. The losers. The troublemakers. The ones who see things indifferently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see idiocy. You can hate them, disagree with them, mock or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is get rid of them. They push the human race backward. Because the people who are drunk enough to think they can write a book, are the ones who do. :apple:
     
  21. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    This is all well and good, but without a market for this crap it would not survive.

    That says something more serious.
     
  22. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    Ha! That's the irony of Snooki 'writing' a book. Her audience doesn't read. At leash not books. Perhaps at times the back of a condom wrapper is read or the side of a box of anti-lice medicine. Maybe the label to some cheap cognac. But usually not books. Hell, I'm guessing most people who watch her show have the attention span to get though a Cosmo article at most.

    So why bother? :confused:
     

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