So If Spider Man and Mary Jane Do It....

[kalisphoenix]

Well if Superman can scrape some of his SuperSperm™ off a wall after um, enjoying himself

What if it eats through walls and floors like the acid blood of the Xenomorph?

 

[Grey Beard]

In my opinion the union of Spiderman and Mary Jane would be a very WIRED WEB.

KGB

Note: Mary Jane - marijuana, viz Cannabis

 

[TheAnswer]

But I thought this was a Spiderman thread? Aren't they from rival comic companies?

Agreed...let's get back to the subject of Peter Parker and his Spideyspunk™.

 

[Jasonbot]

What if it eats through walls and floors like the acid blood of the Xenomorph?

I always wondered what those aliens where called, I Used to refer to the as "The Aliens from Alien". Kwl info!

 

[solvs]

I remember reading somewhere that if superman were to have sex with lois, that his sperm would have killed her. Something about how each one of his cells would have destroyed each one of hers. Plus, because he is a different species, he would be unable to reproduce with a human...

He was able to have sex, but they couldn't reproduce. Probably had more to do with him being an alien. Once outside of his body, the cells were no longer "super". Which is how they could do tests on his hair or saliva and how he could go to the bathroom without destroying toilets. He was able to reproduce with Wonder Woman though in the future (lots of future stuff huh?). Which is weird because she was made from clay and brought to life by a couple of demi-Gods, but was the only one who could incubate his seed.

And yes, I am a geek.

BTW: Spidergirl was their Daughter, May. Spiderwoman was someone else. More like She-Hulk.

 

[TheAnswer]

He was able to have sex, but they couldn't reproduce. Probably had more to do with him being an alien. Once outside of his body, the cells were no longer "super". Which is how they could do tests on his hair or saliva and how he could go to the bathroom without destroying toilets.

OK, I could see how the dead skin cells and hair cells and waste would no longer be super, but Supersperm™ are living cells with with built in energy.

He was able to reproduce with Wonder Woman though in the future (lots of future stuff huh?). Which is weird because she was made from clay and brought to life by a couple of demi-Gods, but was the only one who could incubate his seed.

That's seems like its an creative play on the greek myth of creation of the minotaur, where Daedalus creates the wooden cow so that Pasiphaë (wife of Minos) can hide inside and mate with the Bull.