The mere thought of ordering the superior phone helps me get over that dark time in my life, on Friday when I'm holding iPhone 6 Plus awesomeness in my hands, it will be but a blur. Before ordering, I thought to myself, "self, do you want to appear a peasant with a 6 or a GOD with a 6 Plus?" The choice was clear. What say you? Are you a peasant or a god?
But how will you jerk it to porn when you have to hold your phone with both hands? I guess you could have your boyfriend help.