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Of course over here, this is what's going on:

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A SEX-MAD witch and a 200-strong coven plan to celebrate Halloween tonight — by deflowering a teenage virgin.

Creepy David Farrant boasted yesterday how he will oversee the orgy to initiate the girl into his cult.

The 19-year-old trainee accountant will have full sex with a 30-year-old High Priest chosen by Farrant.

As the teen writhes naked with the stranger on the floor, the rest of the priest’s coven drop their robes to watch the display in the NUDE. The 200 onlookers then take part in a MASS-ORGY at a property in Barnet, North London.

Farrant, 56, is High Priest of the British Psychic and Occult Society. He claims to have bedded 2,000 women in similar Wicca religious ceremonies.

He said last night: “Initiating a virgin on Halloween is very important for Wiccans in serious covens.



“After the girl has had full sex people are then free to have sex with one another.

“But it’s not an excuse for a mass orgy - sex is regarded as an essential life force.

“It’s all done in a private meeting place in Barnet with magical signs on the walls.

“This sort of thing has to be done behind closed doors because it is not understood by the modern day public.”

Farrant, from Muswell Hill, was jailed for nearly five years in the 1970s for damaging graves and sending voodoo dolls to police officers. His society now boasts 374 members and more than 200 are expected at tonight’s bash.

Farrant, who also describes himself as a Vampire Hunter, said in past years up to three women were initiated at the same time.

He added: “These girls are mainly students or people who have left school and are disillusioned with life. They are all over 18 and we don’t initiate them if we believe they are just coming along for the sex.”
 
I've already carved my pumpkin and filled a bowl with sweets to give to the little kids that bang on my door.

Here's my pumpkin...

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Hmmm... sounds like an interesting party in North London too :eek:
 
Halloween sucks over here. We had a group of 6 lads, all between 16-18yrs old last night come knocking at the door with those crappy plastic masks on. I ignored it 1st time, just looked out the upstairs window so they couldn't see me. Another knock came a few moments later, ignored again, which was followed by "WE KNOW YOUR F**KIN IN THERE!!!"

Jee.... Now I'm tempted to open the door. :rolleyes:

Woke up this morning to find my car covered in whipped cream and sand! GRRRR :mad:

This country bites!
 
Last year my mum actually had a go at carving a pumpkin. We had nobody even call last year. I'm so glad the "holiday" seems to be dying on it's arse out here. Nobody likes it, it's rubbish and there's absolutely no point in it.
Anyone notice it's extra cold tonight? Hope that keeps everyone in. I'm off to watch a film. Ta da!
 
Anyone notice it's extra cold tonight? Hope that keeps everyone in. I'm off to watch a film. Ta da!

They will all be jacked up on Cider so they wont feel the cold. Thats why they can tolerate hanging out on shop corners in just a hoody when its -50.
 
Wow, I'm surprised Halloween is done in other countries, and that it's done so rudely. Everyone is normally nice about it here, and just does it for fun. I doubt most people even know the reasoning behind Halloween. The worst that's happened where I live are some pumpkins getting smashed, and then the fools who did it got to spend the night in jail.

I carved a pumpkin, but it was done in about 2 minutes, tops. And I handed out some candy to my students, but that's about as much as I'll be doing for Halloween.
 
:eek: Wow there are a lot of Halloween haters here!

My kids are napping right now, but they are so excited to go trick or treating later and they look sooooooo cute in their costumes. Cookie Monster, and Tigger :)

They have their little plastic pumpkins all ready, hopefully they won't run into any Halloween scrooges :mad:
 
Other Halloween Traditions

We've just had a couple of groups of kids round (from age 4 through to about 10) who have told us some dreadful jokes (What did the Italian ghost have for dinner? Spookghetti) and collected a sweetie from the big pumpkin tray that Mum has.

But hearing them talking about going home to dook for apples and eat the treacle scone made me wonder whether that goes on in other places too?

Apparently the Halloween traditions were taken to America by Celtic (Scots and Irish) immigrants which is perhaps why Scottish guisers still do it in the spirit it was intended? It's not new up here - even my grandparents used to have stories about going out to go guising.

Dooking for apples means sticking 6 or 7 apples in a bowl of water and then making someone kneel in front of the bowl with their arms behind their back to try to grab one in their mouth - alternatively, you let them cheat and drop a fork from standing to try to get one. Dad used to be mean and stick pound coins on the bottom of the bowl... :D A variant had getting your apple and before drying your face having to stick it in a bowl of Rice Crispies that had sweeties hidden in it. :p

The treacle scone got messy - basically, you made a giant scone, threaded a piece of string through the middle of it and dunked it in treacle/syrup. Then you hung it from something, blindfolded a child and made them try to eat it... in later years, we replaced the scone with chocolate donuts. ;)
 
Why couldn't the Warlock couldn't get the Witch pregnant? Because he had a hollow-weenie

We call it bobbing for apples here... you put apples in a tub of water, tie your hands behind your back and stick your face in the water to get an apple.

We also have caramel apples for treats and every family I know orders a pizza for dinner.
 
I enjoy halloween. We heavily decorate the external of our house for all the kids in the neighborhood. They all really seem to enjoy it, particularly since no one else in the neighborhood seems to do it. Anti-religious or some such bull****.
 
We have pumpkins and ghosts and spiders in the window etc. Big bowl of sweets by the door. Loads of kids all dressed up with parents keeping a distant eye etc - all been really polite, lots of thanks for the sweeties etc. Like all things I find if you get involved it becomes a lot more enjoyable - although I would draw the line at a bunch of 16 year olds.
 
so why couldn't the warlock get the witch pregnant?
Select the whole post to view the invisitext answer...

Halloween was much shorter than usual around here this year as the temperature was far lower than it has been for the past few weeks & days so I think people went home early. Now we're stuck with a bunch of candy... I think average age of the kids that visited was ~13.

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When I was a kid in Scotland, we always dressed up at Halloween and went out 'guising' - which was long before we got all the Hollywood imports.

You went round your local street in your costume but it wasn't 'trick or treat'. Instead, you had to tell a joke or sing a song or read a poem. And depending on how good it was, you got more or less sweeties.

My mum (who's Scottish) would always make us do it that way when we lived in England, and would make any kids who came to the door do the same. :p Otherwise it was "cheating". :D
 
Yeaterday evening we pulled up outside the house, after a trip to Sainsburys, and there were a couple of kids at our front door. So we just sat in the car and waited for them to leave. We crossed paths just by the garden gate and they looked at me expectantly, I just carried on unloading the car.
I then disconnected the doorbell and had a nice peaceful evening.

Of course, now Hallowe'en is out of the way I'll get "carol singers" this evening!
 
It was sweet.. our decorations made some kids cry.
And a bunch wouldn't come up onto the porch.
Awesomeness.
 
The funniest thing was when my 2 year old was dressed in her Tigger costume, she looked at me so seriously and said: "Mommy, am I scary?" :)

I told her she was and the rest of the night when anyone said they liked her costume she said, yes, I'm so scary!


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A SEX-MAD witch and a 200-strong coven plan to celebrate Halloween tonight — by deflowering a teenage virgin.

Creepy David Farrant boasted yesterday how he will oversee the orgy to initiate the girl into his cult.

The 19-year-old trainee accountant will have full sex with a 30-year-old High Priest chosen by Farrant.

As the teen writhes naked with the stranger on the floor, the rest of the priest’s coven drop their robes to watch the display in the NUDE. The 200 onlookers then take part in a MASS-ORGY at a property in Barnet, North London.

That, my friends, is how one celebrates Halloween.


The funniest thing was when my 2 year old was dressed in her Tigger costume, she looked at me so seriously and said: "Mommy, am I scary?" :)

I told her she was and the rest of the night when anyone said they liked her costume she said, yes, I'm so scary!


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Oh my goodness, she's the most adorable little thing ever!! :)
 
Ahh how sweet. She is beautiful with her tigger costume.

Arent kids so precious at that age? my 2 are all grown up. Now I am just waiting for the grandkids so I can experience the TERRIBLE TWOS all over again, i miss it so much. :(

Am I absolutely crazy???!!!! Yup!
 
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